01
NooRi Vs NaaRi

Is Series Me
Me Aapko

Deo Whabiyon Ke
Wo Andaaz
Batayenge
Jo Ye Aam Halaat
Me Istimal Krty Hen,
Phir Is Andaz Sy

Jawab Ka
Tariqa Bi Bataya Gaya Hy

Ke Hamary Aksar
Sunni ILMi Zouq Nhi
Rakhty

IsLye
Aksar Jawabat
Aqli Dala'il Pr Mushtamil Hongy

Taa Ke Aam Fehem
Sunni Bhi
Yaad Kar Len

02
NooRi Vs NaaRi

>NaaRi;
Ye Jo Tum MeeLaD
Manaty Ho
Ye
Kahan Se Sabit
Hy?

>NooRi;
HaJrat Ap Ne Is
Mozu Par
Koi Kitaab Nahi
Parhi?

Kisi Ek
Sunni Aalim Ka
Bayan Nahi Suna?

Chalen Ye To
Rehny Den

Ap Ye Bataen
Aapko
Ye Malum Nahi Ke
Ap Ke Nabi
Kab Paida Howy?

Konsa Din Tha?
Kya Tareekh Thi?

Kese Bary Howy?
Kisne Parwarish Ki?

Hairat He AapKe
Mazhab Par!

>NaaRi;
Ary Ary Ye Kya
Baat Ki?
Ye To Sab Hum Bhi
Bataty Hen

>NooRi;
To Janab Yahi
To MeeLaD Hy

03
NooRi Vs NaaRi

>NaaRi;
Jab Huzoor Ne
Apna MeeLad Roza
Rakh Kr Manaya
To
Tum Bhi MeeLad Roza
Rakh Kr Manao.

Itna Sub Kuch Kyun
Karty Ho?

>NooRi;
Ya'ni Ap Ne Ye
Tasleem Kya Ke
Meelad Manana
Bid'at Nahi

Huzoor
Alaihissalatuwassalam Ki
Sunnat He. :-D
Aur Baaqi Ye Kehna
Ke Roza Rakh Kr Hi

->MeLaD Manao

To Ye
Qaid Kahan He
Janab?
->Wese
Aashiqan e Rasool
Bagair Qaid K
Roza Rakhty Hen.
Or Janab
Pehly Us Riwayt
Se
Haasil Shuda
Masa'il Bhi Parhen

Cont..

04
NooRi Vs NaaRi

Mafhum-e-Hadees;
Sahaba Ne
Huzoor Alahissalatuwassalaam
Sey

Peer K Din Roza
Rakhne
Ke Baarey Me Pucha
To Huzoor Ne
Farmaya;
"Is Din Meri Wiladat Hui Thi"

->Muslim H#1162

->Sabit Shuda Masa'il;

1> Wiladat Ki Khushi Karna Sunnat He,

2> Wiladt Ki Khushi Manana
ALLAH Ko Bhi  Pasand Hy
Jab Hi To Sarkar Ne
->RoZa Rakha :-)

3> Roza Rakh Kar MeeLaD Manana
Sahaba Ki Bhi Sunnat Hey

Kyunke Sahaba
Huzoor Ki Har Ada Ko
Adaa Karty Hen

>FwD

05
NooRi Vs NaaRi

>NaaRi;
Dekho Qadri

Jitna Kharcha
Is Jashan
Par Hota Hy
Agar Ye Paisa Kisi
GareeB Ko De Den
To..

>NooRi;
Dekho Janab

Me Zyada
Parha Likha Nahi

Magar Aap Ny To
Khoob ChiLLy Maary Hen,

Itna To Malum Hoga Ke
Banda Us Wqt Tak
Momin Nahi Hota
Jab Tak
Wo Apni Har
Azeez Tarin Cheez
Nabi Par Qurban Krne
Ke Lye Tayyar Na Hojaye,

Hairat He
Aapko Apny
Bachy Ki Shaadi
Aur Jalsey Juloos Ke Waqt
Gareeb Yaad Nhi Aata
Magar Jese Hi
Nabi Ya WaLi K
Naam Par
Kharch Ki
Baat Aaye
Aapko Foran
GaReeB Yaad Ajata Hey

>Ye Batao
Aaj Tak Aap Ne Apny
Kitny Jalsey Juloos
GaReeB Ke Naam Par

->CANCEL Kye?

06
NooRi Vs NaaRi

>NaaRi;
Yaar Tum Samjhy Nahi
Dekho Jo Kaam
Nabi Aur Sahaba

Ne Na Kya
Wo Kaam Bid'at Hy
Aur
Hadees Me Hey Ke

Har Bid'at Na Jaiz Hy

Kya Tum Is Hadis Ko Nahi Maanty?

Jwab Do?

>NooRi;
Arey Janab

Aap To Buhat Barey
Muqarrir Nikly,
Qasam Sy
Aap To 5 Min Me Banda
->KaFir Kr Do ;-)

Aur Janab
Agar Aap Is Hadees
Ke Munkir Nahi To
Tumhara Wo
ChoTi Si Shalwar
Wala Molvi

Jis Mehrab Me
Khara Hota Hey

Wo Mehrab Jaaiz
Kesy?

Bata Munkir Koun?

07
NooRi Vs NaaRi

Janab Zillat Ma'aab

Ab Ye Parhye;

"Jis Ne Islam Me
Acha Tariqa Nikala
UsKe Lye Sawab Hy"

->Muslim V#3, P#718

Ab Zara Batayen

1st
Aap Har Bid'at NaJaaiz
Wali Hadees Ke Munkir

2nd
Aap Is Hadis K Bhi Munkir
Kyun Ke Agar Aap Is Hadees
Ko Maanty
To Kya Hum Pr Bid'ati
Ka Fatwa Lagatey?

08
NooRi Vs NaaRi

>NaaRi;
Yaar To Is Tarah
Puri Dunya Me
Shor Sharaaba
Zururi He Kya?

>NooRi;
Lagta He Tum Ne
Saary CHiLLY
JanGalon Me Maary Hen

Tum Bughz e Nabi Ki
Tableeg Me Itny
MaGaN Huey
Ke QuR'an Ke
Bhi Munkir Ho Gaye

Dekh Tera Inkaar;
"Aur ALLAH Ki Nematon
Ka Khoob CharCha Karo"
>P#30 Al-Duhaa

09
NooRi Vs NaaRi

>NaaRi;
Tum Log Ye MeeLaD
12 Ko Manaty Ho

Aur Tumhary
AalaHazrat Ne
Nutul Hilaal Me
Wiladat Ki Date
8 Likhi

To Ab Tu Bata
Mr NooRi
Tu Sacha Ya
Tera AalaHazrat ?

>NooRi;
O NaaRi!

ALLAH Ka Wali
Jhoota Nahi Ho Sakta.
Aur Aadhi Ibaarat
Paish Karny Wala
Yahoodi Ke Siwa
Koi Nahi Ho Sakta.

Dekh Apni Yahoodiyat

Asal Aur Puri Ibarat ;
->Isme Aqwal Mukhtalif Hen
2,8,10,12,17,18, 22,
Ye 7 Aqwal Hen
Magar Kasrat Se Makhuz Or
Mu'atBar 12 He

10
NooRi Vs NaaRi

>NaaRi;
12 Rabi-ul-Awal Me
Khana e Kaaba
Aur Madina Kyn
Nahi Sajaya Jaata?
Wahan Asal DEEN
Aaj Bhi Zinda Hy

>NooRi;
Tum Bewaquf Ho
Ya Banny Ki
Koshish Kr Rahe Ho?

Imaan Se Paak Aadmi Dekh ;

KHuDAA Ki LaaTHi,

Khuda Ne Tum Logon Se Sirf

RabiunNooR Hi
Me Nhi Bulke
Pury Saal K Lye
Makkah w Madina
SaJwA Diya

Aaj Wahan Dunya
Ki Mehengi Tareen
Light Lagi Hen

Aur Ye AsaL DEEN,
Hahahahaha
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